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On-The-Go Sports

• Donovan McNabb: Has two more years on contract; will he leave the Eagles?
• Anquan Boldin: Is it the best decision to trade the Cardinal's receiver?
  

Who Accomplished What:
Pittsburgh Steelers: Super Bowl XLIII
Philadelphia Phillies: Phinally!!! World Series
Detroit Red Wings: Stanley Cup

Politically Incorrect; Literally: The Stimulus Package

You probably have heard about the new economic stimulus package, right? If not, I'll tell you: it is what Congress thinks will save our country's economy, etc, etc. Now, I don't have a grudge against Congress or any other group of government, but this bill is Politically Incorrect; it is 1,017 pages long and nobody has ever read it before. What is so Politically Incorrect about it? Check out the following facts:

• Nobody has ever read so nobody knows what it says.
• Disorganized and out of order which makes the whole situation even more Politically Incorrect.
• It will take you about a day to read, as studies show.

And now they expect the American people to believe in a bill that nobody knows whats in it? POLITICALLY INCORRECT!!!!

Instant Fashion

-Have you realized that a ton of people have been wearing leggings? All leggings are adorable with a dress or with one of those flowery smock dresses (those are the long shirts that are way too short to be dresses) with the perfect shoes and length of the shirt/dress your legs will look slimmer and smooth. They're affordable and come in all sizes and amazing colors!

- One totally cute look is a track suit look. It makes you look slimmer than you already are and are comfy but stylish! It doesn't matter if it's Juicy, Abercrombie or Target!
they're all cute and so in.

Victoria's Secret PINK Collection is so adorable this time of the season! The t-shirts are cute x10 and they look on just about anyone. The sweat pants are cute, but they don't have as much potential as the t-shirts do. The sun dresses are cute and sheik. They give you a bit of class and cuteness.

The Loop; The Ultimate Place for Pop Culture

The Dish

This Week: Rihanna & Chris Brown; Dangerous Love?

The night before the Grammys, Chris Brown and Rihanna were all "lovey-dovey" says a witness. As the night went on, "he was being cold to her" says a source, "he was getting annoyed". The tension mounted when the couple were leaving the Beverly Hilton and Rihanna stopped to chat with Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift and Katy Perry. "He grabbed her hand. Like 'Come On, lets go'" says a witness, "he obviously wanted to get out of there". What happened next remains murky, but this much is clear: for the couple, this year's Grammys will be remembered for all the wrong reasons. Driving away in a Lamborghini, Chris Brown and Rihanna ended up in a quiet neighborhood in L.A. According to the police, a 911 call was made reporting a disturbance. By the time the cops arrived, Brown was gone, leaving behind a visibly injured woman who sources say was Rihanna. She identified him as the attacker. "Chris knocked her around" says a friend of the couple, "Black eye, blood, bruises. She had to be treated by a doctor. All in all Rihanna is doing well. (She says she still loves him!!) Later Chris turned himself in where he was booked in a felony charge of making criminal threats and released $50,000 bail.

Rihanna and Chris Brown

This Week's Celebrity: Paris Hilton

Hello! I am a new writer for the Weekly Cheese, and my column is about stars and well-known people, and pretty much quotes, pictures and their profiles…

Paris’s profile:

Middle name: Whitney (Birth name: Paris Whitney Hilton)

Height: 5’8”

Birthplace: New York City

Birthday: February 17^th 1981

Career: Actor, writer (what has she written?), musician (opening a record company DOESN’T count!) and model.

Claim to Fame: Heiress to the Hilton Hotels (Daddy can’t buy her BMWs and Ferraris anymore….SHE’S GOING TO WORK…WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?)

Next week is Paris’s birthday so the column is all about Paris. One article that I stumbled across is this, and I hope you enjoy it.

Paris Hilton has a crush on Robert Pattinson (the guy who played Edward in Twilight.)

The blonde heiress fell for the handsome British actor when she watched his latest film, in which he plays a vampire.

She said: "I just saw 'Twilight' last night for the first time, and I have to say that I think Robert is a beautiful man and an amazing actor. He's fabulous!"

The film caused a sensation among teenage girls when it was released last year, but Paris admits it took her a while to "get" the movie.

She added to E!: "Now I understand all the hype. I just didn't get it before, but now it all makes sense. I really enjoyed the movie and loved watching Robert in it."

The 27-year-old socialite has been single since splitting from Good Charlotte rocker Benji Madden last year.

Honestly…I don’t know if she’s going to get her man. He’s gay and I’m not sure if dating Paris Hilton is going to change his mind about being gay. Maybe he’ll turn bisexual? I don’t know. But I do know that Paris Hilton is kind of stupid. I mean saying “Daddy’s getting me a record company” doesn’t say anything. It says she’s insecure so she thinks that she needs to buy nice things so that people think that she’s powerful when she’s not. But before I leave you here are two quotes Paris Hilton has said.

“Wal-Mart? Do they, like, sell walls there?”

-Paris Hilton

"I want people to know I'm a good person. I'm a lot different than want people think. And that I work really hard. Any girl can be whatever she wants to be as long as she is confident and believes in herself, and I think I prove that. I believe in myself and I achieve all the goals that I set. I love my life and I do so much charity work."

-Paris Hilton

I’m pretty sure that you get the gist. I have my opinion that I want the world to know.

We Made a Mistake; Palin is actually 45. What is up with these internet sources?!

Pictures of The Week: Europa; One of our back up planets if Earth is swallowed; It's Getting Old, Blagojevich, resign already; Sarah Palin turns 50;

Have You Wondered about What Will Happen to The World in A Couple or So Centuries

Have you ever wondered about what will happen to the world in a couple or so centuries? Now is the time not to wonder, but to learn. Scientists have discovered that the Sun is becoming hotter and is nearing the Earth. This has more disadvantages than advantages. The scientists say that in a couple centuries or millions of years from now, the Earth will be completed swallowed by the sun. That definitely is not good for the human race. It seems that we are doomed. Unless... AHA! They have found a solution!! It is called Mars. Yes, thoughts are probably racing through your head such as: are there aliens? can I take my dog Fluffy with me?! FLUFFY! I can't leave him! what if our fate will be the same as the Columbia? What if blah blah, etc. That I can't answer, but I can tell you that the scientists are already laying out a plan for Mars, or as we at the Cheese like to call it Operation Survival on Mars, because although Mars is partially inhabitable they will have to release pollution machines onto the surface of Mars to bring in warm air and all that other scientific stuff. But then the after the Sun swallows Mercury and Earth, it will move onto the other planets, such as Mars. Our back up strategy? Europa, one of Jupiter's moons. Also partially inhabitable, Europa is Destination 2. From there? I don't know. We will have to bounce around the universe until we will have to move on to the other millions upon millions of galaxies out there, and guess what? We might even meet E.T and some of his friends, but that's another story.

Interesting Facts of The Week by Anonymous Reporter

1. Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.
2. Most Americans' car horn beep in the key of F.
3. The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched".
4. 101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don't die throughout the movie.
5. When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.
6. If you toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.
7. If you have three quarters, four dimes and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
   
8. "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
9. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
10. 12 newborns are given to the wrong parents daily.
11. A cow produces 200 times more gas a day than a person.
12. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
13. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
14. In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
15. The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred.
16. Hypnotism is banned from public schools in San Diego.
17. Barbie's real name is Barbara "Barbie" Millicent Roberts.
18. Only 55% percent of Americans know that the sun is a star.
19. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
20. Non-dairy creamer is flammable.
21. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
22. Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson."
    

Sports with Alfredo Smith

STEELERS WIN THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WITH AN AMAZING PASS FROM BEN ROETHLISBERGER TO SANTONIO HOLMES!!!!!!!! THEY BEAT THE ARIZONA CARDINALS 27-23!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Alfredo Smith

Medicine Notices; Peanut Butter Cracker Recalls and Sepsis Strikes Again

Lately, there has been a recall in peanut butter products by the Lynchburg-based Peanut Corp. because Kellogg Co. fears that the crackers might contain salmonella. The suspected companies are Austin, Little Debbie and Keebler. Although this is the most common cause the nationwide salmonella outbreak, Kellogg says that there are other sources too. So far, the salmonella has sickened 430 people in 43 states. On Tuesday, one person died in Minnesota and two in Virginia. Also stay aware of the peanut butter under the names Parnell's Pride and King Nut Co (but don't worry too much; the peanut butter is not sold in retail stores.)

As you might have heard, the Brazilian model da Costa has just recently died from sepsis. Sepsis is a very fatal disease which starts with a urinary tract and spreads. The result for da Costa was the amputation of her arms and legs. Also killed from this disease is the creator of the Muppets and a lady called Mrs. Flatley who caught the disease in the hospital while being treated for something else. The usual syptoms are high fever and large drops of raises in your blood pressure. Many doctors nationwide say that to prevent this disease is to use the bathroom regularly.

This has been your Medical Notice. We hope you have enjoyed it.
Thank You,
Medical Office of the Weekly Cheese

The Loop; A Place for the News on Pop Culture: The Golden Globe Award Goes to...

1. Kate Winslet; 2 Globes.
2. 30 Rock's Alec Baldwin and Tina Fey; 1 each.
3. Mickey Rourke; 1.
4. The movie Slumdog Millionaire won four Golden Globes; one for best drama.
   
5. Collin Farrell; 1.
6. Heath Ledger; 1 for the Dark Knight.
   

25 Interesting Facts about Inaugurations

1.This inauguration in which Barack Obama will be sworn in as 44th president, will actually be the 55th ceremony in this country’s history and the 19th inauguration since the inauguration day was switched from March 4th to January 20th.
2.The greatest weather impact was on the inauguration ceremony for William Harrison. In the cold and blustery day, William Harrison without coat or hat, gave an oration that lasted 40 minutes. During this, he caught a cold turned pneumonia and died a month later.
3.The warmest inauguration was in 1981 when Ronald Reagan became president. It was mostly cloudy, 55 degrees.
4. The shortest inauguration speech was delivered by George Washington at his second inauguration on March 4th, 1793. The speech totaled 135 words!
5. William H. Taft was sworn into office on a day with nearly 10 inches of snow. It took 6,000 men and 500 wagons to clear 58,000 tons of snow and slush from the parade route.
6. At noon, the president-elect becomes President.
7. Thomas Jefferson was the first president to complete his inauguration with a parade. It has become tradition for the president to parade down Pennsylvania Avenue to the White House.
8. The record snowfall for January 20th was 3.8 inches in 1975.
9.When Franklin Pierce was sworn in, much of the crowds dispersed due to snow and ruined the plans for the parade.
10. A typical day in D.C. in January during noon is partly clouds, around 37 degrees with wind speeds of just 10 mph.
11. F.D.R’s inauguration was the first to be held on the 20th. 200,000 visitors came but several thousand never got farther than Union Station.
12. There have been nine presidents sworn in on other days besides the 20th and 4th; eight following presidential deaths and one following Nixon’s resignation.
13. On the eve of J.F.K’s inauguration in 1961, 8 inches of snow fell, causing the most crippling traffic jam of its time. J.F.K only had 4 hours of snow that day and canceled dinner plans.
14. Based on climatology, for Inauguration Day, there is a 17% chance of precipitation.
15. On his inauguration, Ronald Regan was greeted by extreme cold and wind. This was the coldest inauguration ever.
16. There is a 5 percent chance of snow falling, historically speaking.
17. The administers of the oath are usually Chief Justices.
18. The coldest March 4th ceremony was held in 1873 for Ulysses S. Grant. It was 4 degrees.
19. During Bush’s second inauguration, there was an inch of snow on the ground with winds going 14 mph.
20. The record for January 20th is 70 degrees.
21. The average high in D.C. is 42 degrees on Inauguration Day.
22. James Madison was the first president to be sworn in outdoors.
23. Grover Cleveland was the only president to attend 2 inaugurations.
24. President James K. Polk was sworn in under an umbrella in heavy rain.
25. There is a 30% chance of rain falling from a previous snowfall

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Dr. Adam Came To Visit NFS

On Wednesday the 14th, 2009, Darfur refugee Dr. Adelgaber Adam came to NFS to speak about the genocide happening in Darfur. One of our reporters reported on the lecture and came back with some interesting facts.

First of all, let us explain about Dr. Adam. Dr. Adam is Darfur refugee who is the founder and president of the Darfur Human Rights Organization of the U.S.A. He goes around holding lectures in various schools and other places of importance such as the United Nations, speaking about the terror of the Darfur genocide and how it is up to the world to stop this. His organization is set up in Philadelphia, PA, and delivers supplies to the refugee camps in eastern Chad, a country in northern Africa. The genocide is taking place between North and South Sudan. The government and population of North Sudan consist of Arabs, while the South is Christians and other related religious groups. In simple words, it is what you could call another Holocaust caused coming from the terrorist group Al-Qaeda and Osama Bin Laden, starting in the mid ‘50s’.Villages are burned, bombed and many of the residents are taken into slavery. It is estimated that at least 2.5 million people were killed between ’56 and to ’03.Those who are lucky flee to the West into the safe country of Chad on camel, horse, donkey or any sort of transportation. There, they join a refugee camp. In a regular camp, there are at 18,000 people and 14,000 of them are children. The children of the camps are severely malnourished and what they need most is clean water. To buy two pumps, that would cost $4,000. In a single day their food provides them with only 1,000 calories, compared to our 2,000 calories. Many of the children are orphaned because the women are usually taken into slavery, leaving the children to be adopted by another family. They are provided with a small education, attending the camp’s school. Before an attack, the usual advice given to child by the mother is: run. The fathers are mostly never there; they are fighting off what they can. And when they return, they will find a blackened village with no one to be found. Because of this, nearly everyone is displaced. Some have connections and make it to America, others stay. Dr. Adam made a point out of the fact that all the leaders of the world just talk, but don’t take action. That is why it is up to the ordinary civilian to help by making donations that will be taken straight to Chad into the camps by members of the organization themselves. So before you throw out any clothes, please remember the people of Darfur.

This Week's Weather Local and Global

Also: PetCast at the bottom.


Newtown, Pennsylvania:
Thu. 22nd of January: Mostly Sunny, 35 degrees.
Fri. 23rd of January: Partly Cloudy, 37 degrees.
Sat. 24th of January: Mostly Sunny, 31 degrees.
Sun. 25th of January: Partly Cloudy, 34 degrees.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania:
Thu. 22nd of January: Partly Cloudy, 34 degrees.
Fri. 23rd of January: Partly Cloudy, 38 degrees.
Sat. 24th of January: Mostly Sunny, 33 degrees.
Sun. 25th of January: Partly Cloudy, 36 degrees.

New York City, New York:
Thu. Jan 22nd of January: Mostly Sunny, 36 degrees.
Fri. Jan 23rd of January: Partly Cloudy, 37 degrees.
Sat. 24th of January: Mostly Sunny, 32 degrees.
Sun. 25th of January: Partly Cloudy, 33 degrees.

Boston, Massachusetts:
Thu. 22nd of January: Scattered Snow Showers, 30 degrees.
Fri. 23rd of January: Partly Cloudy, 32 degrees.
Sat. 24th of January: Partly Cloudy, 22 degrees.
Sun. 25th of January: Partly Cloudy, 27 degrees.

Williamsburg, Virginia:
Thu. 22nd of January: Sunny, 49 degrees.
Fri. 23rd of January: Partly Cloudy, 46 degrees.
Sat. 24th of January: Partly Cloudy, 41 degrees.
Sun. 25th of January: Sunny, 46 degrees.

Orlando, Florida:
Thu. 22nd of January: Mostly Sunny, 65 degrees.
Fri. 23rd of January: Mostly Cloudy, 67 degrees.
Sat. 24th of January: Scattered Showers, 71 degrees.
Sun. 25th of January: Sunny, 73 degrees.

Dallas, Texas:
Thu. 22nd of January: Partly Cloudy, 66 degrees.
Fri. 23rd of January: Mostly Sunny, 55 degrees.
Sat. 24th of January: Sunny, 57 degrees.
Sun. 25th of January: Few Showers, 60 degrees.

Global:
London, United Kingdom:
Thu. 22nd of January: Rain, 43 degrees.
Fri. 23rd of January: Light Rain, 48 degrees.
Sat. 24th of January: Rain, 45 degrees.
Sun. 25th of January: Partly Cloudy, 43 degrees.

Barcelona, Spain:
Thu. 22nd of January: Partly Cloudy, 54 degrees.
Fri. 23rd of January: Partly Cloudy, 56 degrees.
Sat. 24th of January: Partly Cloudy, 58 degrees.
Sun. 25th of January: Partly Cloudy, 52 degrees.

Moscow, Russia:
Thu. 22nd of January: Rain/Snow, 33 degrees.
Fri. 23rd of January: Snow Shower, 30 degrees.
Sat. 24th of January: Snow Shower, 28 degrees.
Sun. 25th of January: Snow Shower, 29 degrees.

PetCast
In our area (Newtown, Yardley and Philadelphia):
Dogs: The best time to walk your dog is 11AM-5PM.
Mosquito activity: None.
Cats: Mosquito Activity: None.

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Clueless New York Giants! Is it true?

Up there in New York, last week, the Giants were contemplating there win strategy. Apparently, Donovan McNabb was their reason for worry. According to a search on Google™, “Run out McNabb, we will have a better chance of winning” say the Giants. Just last week, they lost to the Vikings! How is that even possible!? These are the Giants we’re talking about! Is it possible that this season isn’t going to go to well with the Giants? Plus, they just lost to Eagles!

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Best Weekend Getaway : The Grand Canyon Skywalk

If you are an adventurous person ( and aren't afraid of heights), then you should check out the all new Grand canyon Skywalk. This multi-million pound open-air glass bridge extends over the canyon 70 feet and suspends over the canyon 4,000 feet! Owned and operated by the local Hualapai Tribe. They are working on a visitors center adjacent to the bridge and are making safety precautions so that to prevent slipping into the canyon. (That would definitely hurt) To build the bridge, it will have to be rolled over the edge of the canyon. Then it will be tested. Actually, it isn't part of the real Grand Canyon Park, but part of the canyon itself. It will open in March '09 and will host a 'First Walk'. The first public figure to step on the walk will be announced.
The bridge is open dawn to dusk; $25 per person.