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On-The-Go Sports

• Donovan McNabb: Has two more years on contract; will he leave the Eagles?
• Anquan Boldin: Is it the best decision to trade the Cardinal's receiver?
  

Who Accomplished What:
Pittsburgh Steelers: Super Bowl XLIII
Philadelphia Phillies: Phinally!!! World Series
Detroit Red Wings: Stanley Cup

Politically Incorrect; Literally: The Stimulus Package

You probably have heard about the new economic stimulus package, right? If not, I'll tell you: it is what Congress thinks will save our country's economy, etc, etc. Now, I don't have a grudge against Congress or any other group of government, but this bill is Politically Incorrect; it is 1,017 pages long and nobody has ever read it before. What is so Politically Incorrect about it? Check out the following facts:

• Nobody has ever read so nobody knows what it says.
• Disorganized and out of order which makes the whole situation even more Politically Incorrect.
• It will take you about a day to read, as studies show.

And now they expect the American people to believe in a bill that nobody knows whats in it? POLITICALLY INCORRECT!!!!

Instant Fashion

-Have you realized that a ton of people have been wearing leggings? All leggings are adorable with a dress or with one of those flowery smock dresses (those are the long shirts that are way too short to be dresses) with the perfect shoes and length of the shirt/dress your legs will look slimmer and smooth. They're affordable and come in all sizes and amazing colors!

- One totally cute look is a track suit look. It makes you look slimmer than you already are and are comfy but stylish! It doesn't matter if it's Juicy, Abercrombie or Target!
they're all cute and so in.

Victoria's Secret PINK Collection is so adorable this time of the season! The t-shirts are cute x10 and they look on just about anyone. The sweat pants are cute, but they don't have as much potential as the t-shirts do. The sun dresses are cute and sheik. They give you a bit of class and cuteness.

The Loop; The Ultimate Place for Pop Culture

The Dish

This Week: Rihanna & Chris Brown; Dangerous Love?

The night before the Grammys, Chris Brown and Rihanna were all "lovey-dovey" says a witness. As the night went on, "he was being cold to her" says a source, "he was getting annoyed". The tension mounted when the couple were leaving the Beverly Hilton and Rihanna stopped to chat with Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift and Katy Perry. "He grabbed her hand. Like 'Come On, lets go'" says a witness, "he obviously wanted to get out of there". What happened next remains murky, but this much is clear: for the couple, this year's Grammys will be remembered for all the wrong reasons. Driving away in a Lamborghini, Chris Brown and Rihanna ended up in a quiet neighborhood in L.A. According to the police, a 911 call was made reporting a disturbance. By the time the cops arrived, Brown was gone, leaving behind a visibly injured woman who sources say was Rihanna. She identified him as the attacker. "Chris knocked her around" says a friend of the couple, "Black eye, blood, bruises. She had to be treated by a doctor. All in all Rihanna is doing well. (She says she still loves him!!) Later Chris turned himself in where he was booked in a felony charge of making criminal threats and released $50,000 bail.

Rihanna and Chris Brown

This Week's Celebrity: Paris Hilton

Hello! I am a new writer for the Weekly Cheese, and my column is about stars and well-known people, and pretty much quotes, pictures and their profiles…

Paris’s profile:

Middle name: Whitney (Birth name: Paris Whitney Hilton)

Height: 5’8”

Birthplace: New York City

Birthday: February 17^th 1981

Career: Actor, writer (what has she written?), musician (opening a record company DOESN’T count!) and model.

Claim to Fame: Heiress to the Hilton Hotels (Daddy can’t buy her BMWs and Ferraris anymore….SHE’S GOING TO WORK…WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?)

Next week is Paris’s birthday so the column is all about Paris. One article that I stumbled across is this, and I hope you enjoy it.

Paris Hilton has a crush on Robert Pattinson (the guy who played Edward in Twilight.)

The blonde heiress fell for the handsome British actor when she watched his latest film, in which he plays a vampire.

She said: "I just saw 'Twilight' last night for the first time, and I have to say that I think Robert is a beautiful man and an amazing actor. He's fabulous!"

The film caused a sensation among teenage girls when it was released last year, but Paris admits it took her a while to "get" the movie.

She added to E!: "Now I understand all the hype. I just didn't get it before, but now it all makes sense. I really enjoyed the movie and loved watching Robert in it."

The 27-year-old socialite has been single since splitting from Good Charlotte rocker Benji Madden last year.

Honestly…I don’t know if she’s going to get her man. He’s gay and I’m not sure if dating Paris Hilton is going to change his mind about being gay. Maybe he’ll turn bisexual? I don’t know. But I do know that Paris Hilton is kind of stupid. I mean saying “Daddy’s getting me a record company” doesn’t say anything. It says she’s insecure so she thinks that she needs to buy nice things so that people think that she’s powerful when she’s not. But before I leave you here are two quotes Paris Hilton has said.

“Wal-Mart? Do they, like, sell walls there?”

-Paris Hilton

"I want people to know I'm a good person. I'm a lot different than want people think. And that I work really hard. Any girl can be whatever she wants to be as long as she is confident and believes in herself, and I think I prove that. I believe in myself and I achieve all the goals that I set. I love my life and I do so much charity work."

-Paris Hilton

I’m pretty sure that you get the gist. I have my opinion that I want the world to know.

We Made a Mistake; Palin is actually 45. What is up with these internet sources?!

Pictures of The Week: Europa; One of our back up planets if Earth is swallowed; It's Getting Old, Blagojevich, resign already; Sarah Palin turns 50;

Have You Wondered about What Will Happen to The World in A Couple or So Centuries

Have you ever wondered about what will happen to the world in a couple or so centuries? Now is the time not to wonder, but to learn. Scientists have discovered that the Sun is becoming hotter and is nearing the Earth. This has more disadvantages than advantages. The scientists say that in a couple centuries or millions of years from now, the Earth will be completed swallowed by the sun. That definitely is not good for the human race. It seems that we are doomed. Unless... AHA! They have found a solution!! It is called Mars. Yes, thoughts are probably racing through your head such as: are there aliens? can I take my dog Fluffy with me?! FLUFFY! I can't leave him! what if our fate will be the same as the Columbia? What if blah blah, etc. That I can't answer, but I can tell you that the scientists are already laying out a plan for Mars, or as we at the Cheese like to call it Operation Survival on Mars, because although Mars is partially inhabitable they will have to release pollution machines onto the surface of Mars to bring in warm air and all that other scientific stuff. But then the after the Sun swallows Mercury and Earth, it will move onto the other planets, such as Mars. Our back up strategy? Europa, one of Jupiter's moons. Also partially inhabitable, Europa is Destination 2. From there? I don't know. We will have to bounce around the universe until we will have to move on to the other millions upon millions of galaxies out there, and guess what? We might even meet E.T and some of his friends, but that's another story.

Interesting Facts of The Week by Anonymous Reporter

1. Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.
2. Most Americans' car horn beep in the key of F.
3. The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched".
4. 101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don't die throughout the movie.
5. When snakes are born with two heads, they fight each other for food.
6. If you toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.
7. If you have three quarters, four dimes and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
   
8. "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
9. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
10. 12 newborns are given to the wrong parents daily.
11. A cow produces 200 times more gas a day than a person.
12. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
13. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
14. In most advertisements, including newspapers, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10.
15. The oldest known goldfish lived to 41 years of age. Its name was Fred.
16. Hypnotism is banned from public schools in San Diego.
17. Barbie's real name is Barbara "Barbie" Millicent Roberts.
18. Only 55% percent of Americans know that the sun is a star.
19. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
20. Non-dairy creamer is flammable.
21. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
22. Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson."
    

Sports with Alfredo Smith

STEELERS WIN THE SUPER BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WITH AN AMAZING PASS FROM BEN ROETHLISBERGER TO SANTONIO HOLMES!!!!!!!! THEY BEAT THE ARIZONA CARDINALS 27-23!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By Alfredo Smith